Welcome everybody to this brand new dance,
Anyone can do it if you give it a chance
It’s called the no dance dance and it’s meant for you
If real dance is too hard, here’s what you gotta do

Do the no dance dance put one hand in the air
Do the no dance dance, just leave it there
Do the no dance dance, sway from side to side
Do the no dance dance, and let it ride.

Everybody’s saying that you can’t move to beat,
Neither can we, so we invented this cheat.
Now it’s time to change it up for a brand new verse
It’s the same as before cept we do it in reverse.

Do the no dance dance, sway from side to side
Do the no dance dance, and let it ride.
Do the no dance dance put one hand in the air
Do the no dance dance, just leave it there

I’m in the club it’s hot: it feels like the Sahara
I need a man who can move like Michael Cera
Don’t have to be a boss but ya can’t be a bystander
So come on now and raise that hand and meet my lower standard

Do the no dance dance, is this shit workin?
Do the no dance dance, my arm is hurtin
Do the no dance dance, see a girl at the bar
Do the no dance dance, bail and head to your car
Do the no dance dance, drive home alone
Do the no dance dance, get your mom on the phone
Do the no dance dance, light a cigarillo
Do the no dance dance, cry in your pillow.