Tinder on the Toilet

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Gotta job 9 to 5 Everyday
40 hours yeah your man getting paid
Don’t take my first break till mid-morning
Gotta bounce nature calls no warning
Little breaks gotta take em to the max
Four walls in the stall I relax
Day’s long got a lot on my mind
Take a breath drop my pants and unwind (with some)

Tinder on the Toilet
Tinder on the Toilet
Cuz I Swipe Swipe Swipe
Then I Wipe Wipe Wipe

C’mon bro, just leave your man alone
Don’t care how much bacteria is on my phone
Don’t try and tell me this is something you ain’t done
Playing Cupid while you making number one
And I know when to use it just right
Drop it down, use my only Super like
This my time to myself don’t spoil it
Stress fades when I tinder on the toilet

Tinder on the Toilet
Tinder on the Toilet
Swipe Swipe Swipe
And Then I Wipe Wipe Wipe

I know what you’re thinkin’ ladies,
That is unhygienic, wait up,
How’s he tryna do a twosie
While also tryna set a date up,
Listen while we break it down, we’re workin’ in a system
This process is so flawless just don’t mix up hand positions
One hand’s for the romance and the other for the business
I’m just trying to take a shit and find myself a mistress

Tinder on the Toilet
Tinder on the Toilet
Swipe Swipe Swipe
And Then I Wipe Wipe Wipe

Tinder on the Toilet
Tinder on the Toilet
Swipe Swipe Swipe
And Then I Wipe Wipe Wipe

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from Overnight Sucess II, released May 31, 2018
Written and performed by NOTORIOUS
Beat by Ben Tramer
Mastering by Troo Knot

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